HOLLYWOOD – Kristen Stewart expressed perplexity at her birthday gift.
Talking EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec, she said:
I mean, I don’t want to be ungrateful, but pencils? And in a bucket? It doesn’t feel like the most uhm…
Maybe it’s because you are creative. Artistic like.
Uhm. Okay? I guess. But err… why in a bucket? I mean the way champagne comes in a bucket, okay that I understand. But why put pencils in a bucket?
It makes them easier to carry around.
I suppose so. So you think I just walk around with a bucket full of colored pencils so I can do um … drawings I guess?
Or coloring in.
Coloring in. Yeah. I guess, er … that makes a bit more sense.
We kept the receipt.
You did? Oh! Wow. I don’t suppose… I mean I don’t want to seem ungrateful or anything like that. But you know I can think of something else that I need.
Oh right. What?
There are these erasers that are shaped like hamburgers and they smell like them too. They’re um … neat.
Kristen Stewart will appear in Spenser soon.