KATE WINSLET ANNOUNCES NAME OF BABY

HOLLYWOOD – Kate Winslet announced today not only the fact that she was pregnant but that she has already decided on her name for the child to be. I Love will be Kate Winslet’s third child, but first with new husband Ned Rocknroll.

When asked about the meaning of the name Mr. Rocknroll proved coy.

‘Isn’t it obvious?’ he said, before going on apparently exasperated at having to explain. ‘Kate is a huge Joan
Jett fan. In fact I’m beginning to think the only reason she married me was for my name. Ha ha ha ha ha (sob).’

The Revolutionary Road and Titanic actress seemed oblivious to the weeping man on her arm, happily waving to reporters as she crossed the road singing a  song made famous by Guitar Hero.

 

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