Search
Monday 16 September 2019
  • :
  • :

JURASSIC WORLD: SCRIPT LEAK

JURASSIC WORLD: SCRIPT LEAK

HOLLYWOOD – The long awaited new entry in the Jurassic Park franchise, Jurassic World directed by Colin Trevorrow, isn’t due for release until June, 2015 but the Studio Exec has received a leaked draft of the screenplay and we publish it here EXCLUSIVELY.

EXT. Isola Nublar – DAY

A group of visitors enter the now fully functioning Jurassic World Theme Park.

TOUR GUIDE

Welcome to Jurassic World.

GUEST 1
Wow look. Dinosaurs!

T-Rex, veolciraptors etc. romp.

 GUEST 2

Isn’t this dangerous?

LITTLE BOY

Yeah, mister. Didn’t something go terribly wrong about twenty or so years back?

TOUR GUIDE

Ha ha! Isn’t he adorable? No, little fella. There were some incidents right at the very beginning. Teething problems. But they only people who were killed were fat, lawyers or black.

GUEST 1

Thank Gosh.

GUEST 2

But couldn’t it happen again?

TOUR GUIDE

No, not at all. The security systems are fool proof and the only way of deactivating them is if someone were to press this big red button.

LITTLE BOY

This one.

Little Boy presses big red button. An alarm SOUNDS and the fences are all deactivated.

LITTLE BOY

Oh cripes!

Dinosaurs break the fences and eat the Little Boy, the Tour Guide, Guest 1 and 2.

The END.

(Visited 185 times, 1 visits today)



Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.