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JULIETTE BINOCHE TO STAR IN MOVIE AGAINST 5G

Chad Sternberger Aug 14, 2020

PARIS – Juliette Binoche is to make a film about the evils of 5G.

News from France rumors that Juliette Binoche will star in a film about 5G. Bruno Dumont will direct and write the film which is going to be called Sotisses.

Speaking with the Studio Exec, a source close to the production had this to say:

Everybody is tres scared of the Coronavirus, but some know that the reason behind all that’s happened in 2020 is because of a few individuals. Juliette reads a lot and she has followed the news closely. She believes that the Coronavirus was created in a laboratory by Bill Gates.

Your voice is very familiar. Are you actually Juliette Binoche?

Oh no! C’est ridicule! No, I am her assistant played by Kristen Stewart.

I see. Bill Gates? 

Oui. He created the virus and then he used the 5G towers to transmit it. And now when they have a vaccine they will inject little mignons…

Mignons?

Oui, like in the movie, Despicable Moi. Mignons. Little yellow people into our blood and they will be able to trace us no matter where we go.

Why do they need to do that?

To control us. They going to enslave us. It is very good. I saw this English philosopher and scientist: David Icke on YouTube and he was very convincing.

But he’s crazy!

He used to be a goalkeeper.

So what is the film going to be about?

I play a woman who is infected with the Mignons. And they control my body. And make me do some very funny things. Like IÃŽ’m in a cake shop and I start throwing all these things. What do you call them?

Cakes. 

Yes cakes. Ha ha. Tres drole.

What has this to do with 5G?

I expose the Gates and the Soros and all those people and what it is they are trying to do. Then they start to hunt me down, but the Mignons I have charmed and they are very happy to help me. And then at the end we sing a song. We sing: ‘Too Shy’ by Kajagoogoo.

But Juliette, why are you doing this? We love you. We loved you in Amants du pont neuf, The English Patient and Three Colors Blue. And so many others. Why are you espousing these nutso conspiracy theories?

Perhaps it is the Mignons. Perhaps they are already inside me. How am I talking to you even now? On a phone. Oh my God. It is a 5G network! I knew it.

Sotisses is out in 2022.

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