JJ ABRAMS SIGNS ON TO DIRECT JAMES BOND AND AVENGERS 2
HOLLYWOOD – News came in yesterday that JJ Abrams has signed on to direct the next James Bond as well as The Avengers 2. The man who thought the final episode of Lost was ‘neat’ said, ‘I’m going to be busy. I’m directing Star Trek Into Darkness and the next Star Wars episode, but I’d like to put my stamp on the 007 franchise and the Marvel universe.’
Fellow director and arch-nemesis Joss Whedon said that Abrams ‘is power crazy. He won’t be happy until he’s taken over the world. He’s already got Mission Impossible and Star Trek and Star Wars and now he’s going to have all these other things as well. If I was Peter Jackson, I’d hold onto my Hobbits as tightly as I legally can.’
When we put Mr Whedon’s objections to Abrams, he swivelled round in his high-backed throne and continued slowly stroking his white cat.
That’s a very interesting point of view. But surely these are the ponderings of a paranoid mad man. I am simply interested in promoting the use of camera flares wherever I go. Soon camera flares will be everywhere. EVERYWHERE I SAY! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Live and Let Lens Flare will be released in 2015.