JEWS TELL GARY OLDMAN TO ‘FORGET ABOUT IT’
HOLLYWOOD – Following Playboy interviews, statements and apologies on Jimmy Kimmel, Gary Oldman has been told by a bunch of old Jewish guys, ‘not to worry about it’.The Old Jews who Believe Life’s Too Short League (or TOJBLTS) agreed with Oldman that he had been ‘an asshole’ for coming out with such ridiculous slush in a Playboy interview this week, but went on to say they’d ‘enjoyed him in Leon: the Professional and Sid and Nancy so what the f*ck!’
What are you going to do? The boy’s an actor. None too bright up there. He made a mistake. Mel Gibson this, Alec Baldwin that, Jews run Hollywood, the Pope’s Catholic. So what? He held his hand up. Enough with the apologies already. Not like he schtupped my sister.
However, Abraham Foxman of the Anti-Defamation League took a far less tolerant attitude:
I f*cking hated Dracula. I tell you that film. I said to my wife, I said, ‘Sheila, that’s a horror movie?’ Evil Dead is a horror movie, The Shining is a horror movie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a horror movie. What the f*ck is this?
Gary Oldman, Jonah Hill, Alec Baldwin and Justin Bieber will be appearing on Jimmy Kimmel’s Apology Off , late Tuesday.