JESSICA CHASTAIN AND JULIANNE MOORE TO CAGE FIGHT FOR WORLD PEACE
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HOLLYWOOD – Aside form being wonderful actresses, Jessica Chastain and Julianne Moore are famous for free things red hair, freckles and their abhoration of violence in all its forms. And so in collaboration with Amnesty International, the two red heads are preparing to rumble in a Mixed Martial Arts dust up in Mexico City, where the rules are less stringent.
Ms. Chastain explained:
Why, both I and Julianne despise the very thought of physical violence, and yet today there are dozens of armed conflicts ongoing and no one seems to be prepared to a cotton picking thing about it. So myself and the star of The Hours and Far From Heaven are going to go into a cage and smash the sand out of each other in order to raise awareness.
Ms. Moore continued:
I know I have an age disadvantage, but I have been training pretty hard and I feel I’ve mastered boxing, both kick and regular, Kung Fu, Vale Tudo, Muay Tai, Jujitsu and Karate. I feel fairly confident I’m gonna kick the Tree of Life star’s bony ass up and down the ring.
How does this serve to promote world peace?
Yeah. World peace. Definitely. She’s gonna wish she’d never been born when I’m done with her.
The Jessica Chastain and Julianne Moore First Annual Cage Fight for World Peace sponsored by Amnesty International will be broadcast Saturday night on HBO.