In a new series, the Studio Exec polls ordinary Americans on their views regarding all matters cultural. The first question is:
I think Jennifer Lawrence would smell like Rainbows and we should make her the Presi-Queen forever; Like that chick in Never Ending Story but before it all went wrong with that creepy wolf thing.
I could totally be friends with her and like, I wouldn’t even have to touch her, we could just be buddies and my girlfriend would be cool with it ’cause they’d be friends too.
JENNiFer LOREns HOT, NAKED, PICS, UPSKIRT SexY NUDE SCENE?
I want to hug her until the pain goes away. It’s a deep hurt. Why can’t I be happy?