JAMES WOODS WELCOMES JOE BIDEN VICTORY

Chad Sternberger Nov 9, 2020

HOLLYWOOD – Star actor and political pundit James Woods today announced he welcomed a Joe Biden presidency.

Talking EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec, James Woods today said that he celebrated the victory of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris over incumbent Donald Trump. The phone call came early in the morning to the Exec Bungalow.

Hey, Exec. How’s it hanging!? Good? Great. Yeah Jimmy here. Just wanted to lay about thoughts re the election. Good news, am I right? Finally. What a relief. Joe and Kamala are going to real have a lot of work cut out for them turning this country around after four years of that bozo. I mean what a clown.

Who are you…? What are you talking about Jimmy?

I’m talking about the election man. Wake up Exec and smell the coffee of liberation from four years of trump.

But Jim you support Trump.

What!?

On social media. All across it. You’re like a MAGA cheerleader.

Who me? Nah. Oh wait. Oh wait a second. I’m getting together with Oliver Stone for this film he’s got coming up and I’m playing this douche, a real racist homophobic piece of shit. So for the past few months I’ve been getting into the role. Going method. Totally method. Unleashing torrents of steaming hot horse shit. Wait, you thought that was me being me?

Well yeah. 

That’s hurtful man. Truly. No. Christ no. Ask Oliver man, he’ll tell you. Although knowing Oliver, he’ll come up with some bullshit conspiracy theory. I honestly don’t know what he’s talking about half the time. I’ve only just found out that Salvador is a real place. I thought it was like Narnia or something.

Woods will be appearing in MAGA in 2022.