HOLLYWOOD – Last night Jackie Chan turned up to the Oscars way too early.
Hong Kong action star Jackie Chan attended an Oscar ceremony three months before they were due to begin.
Having awarded himself a life-time achievement award, the Drunken Master himself spoke EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec:
The fact of the matter is they’re not going to give me an Oscar if I hang around until February. The traffic is always bad and the paparazzi are there too. Plus I think I have a birthday that weekend. Anyway, this way I get the Oscar and I have it for Christmas as well.
Star of over 500 films, Jackie Chan has broken more bones than Kevin James has eaten Doritos. The Oscar stands as a belated award for his sterling contribution to comedy, action and martial arts movie making.
Jackie Chan’s Waiting for Godot will be released in 2017.