IS JON HAMM THE NEXT BOND?

A mysterious package was posted through The Studio Exec’s letterbox this morning containing an audio tape of what appears to be a meeting between Mad Men lothario Jon Hamm and James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli.

Although the pair don’t talk about Hamm playing Bond explicitly, it’s obvious their discussion is being conducted in some pre-arranged code designed to fool any potential eavesdroppers.


Below is a transcript of the sensational recording:


Barbara

How’s the beef?

Jon

Good. Though looking at your plate I wish I’d gone for the chicken.

Barbara

I usually order the veal but I thought to hell with it. Go crazy

Jon

I like veal but only in a lemon caper sauce.

Barbara

Lemon and capers. That’s a strong flavour.

Jon

I like to taste my food. Though if you can recommend another sauce, I’d happily try it.

Barbara

I might have a sauce recipe you’d like. It’s exceptionally rich though. Do you like rich sauces?

Jon

The richer the better.

Barbara

Good. I’ll get my chef to make you up a batch and send it over tomorrow.

Jon

Sounds great. I look forward to it.

Barbara

Lovely. So do you want to play Jane Blonde or what?

Jon

Fuck yeah. Is the Pope Catholic?
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