IS DAVID COPPERFIELD WORKING FOR THE KGB?
MOSCOW – Social media exploded, imploded and exploded again this morning after a high-ranking mole in the Russian secret service claimed that master of illusion David Copperfieldis really a soviet spy named IIya Coppervich.
We knew David was sympathetic to the communist cause but we weren’t sure he could be trusted so we gave him a challenge. If you can steal the Statue of Liberty, you can join us. A couple of months later he not only stole the Statue he did it on live television which was very impressive but of course, we had to make it look like it hadn’t been stolen so we replaced it with one we made out of glue and paper. The original statue is in several pieces in a bunker under the Kremlin.
Well…Maybe it’s just a coincidence that a plane carrying over 200 souls vanishes into thin air around the same time that Russia invades the Ukraine. I mean, if I wanted to break international law and invade the Crimea then maybe I’d want the eyes of the world to be distracted just a little. And say I wanted to do that then I would need a loyal Russian with the experience of making large objects disappear.
Mr Copperfield is currently in seclusion on his beetroot farm in the Urals but he strongly denies these accusations. KILL ALL CAPITALIST PIGS!…Ahem.