god's not dead 2

HOLLYWOOD – Faith based, Christian movie God’s not Dead 2 has been cancelled due to the discovery that God is in actual fact dead.

God’s Not Dead 2 – the official sequel to God’s Not Dead – has been cancelled after the director accidentally read Nietszche.  Melissa Joan Hart stars as a teacher who is “forced before a judge for honestly answering a student’s question about Jesus,” according to the synopsis. However, the whole film has been cancelled following an accidental reading of books not written 2000 years ago.

The film is directed by the marvelously named Harold Cronk, but an insider spoke EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec about how the wheels came off:

Harold has been watching PBS and then he read some Nietszche by accident and from there it was but a short step to science and after that it was downhill all the way. We tried locking him in a room and getting him to listen to the theme song of the film ‘God’s Not Dead (He’s Surely Alive)’, but it was already too late. He had been fatally touched by rational thought.

That’s a shame.

I know we had Ray Wise playing the bad guy. I mean he killed Laura Palmer for crying out loud. The optics were perfect. We had the Kenny Loggins style rock song. We had the inspirational message and I was sure we’d make a lot of money, but suddenly Charlie had a crisis of sense.

God’s Not Dead 2 will not be released ever.

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