“I called the T-Bird [Blair] up and told him it was time to send our eagles into the enemy camp,” said a jovial Bush.
We got old Dick Cheney producing, Don Rumsfeld doing the cinematography and Connie Rice is our second unit. It’s like getting the A-Team back together and soon as the Israeli government puts their 300 million dollar ‘donation’ into our bank account. The cameras will roll and the whirling sh*t storm will commence.
You got to move with the times so we got ourselves this crazy A-rab sheikh trying to unite his people against the peace-loving Jewish settlers encroaching on their land. America says enough is enough and sends in the bombers. When that fails to flush the Koran bashing rat out of his hole, we send in the Dozen.
We’ve already begun carpet bombing Palestine and there’s some great footage coming in. I figure another week of sustained air attacks and then we send in some ground troops to mop up the straddlers. As soon as the coast is clear we’ll deploy the actors.
I wanted Clooney, Pitt, Hanks etc but they never got back to me. In fact the only A-lister who did was Chuck Norris so he will be playing all twelve of the dozen using a blend of CGI and body doubles. Chuck is a proud republican and he even came up with the tagline. ‘The Muslims thought Chuck Norris was sleeping. They were wrong. He was waiting!’