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GAME OF THRONES: EVERYBODY DIES

GAME OF THRONES: EVERYBODY DIES

WESTEROS – Episode 3 of Season 8 of Game of Thrones killed every character.

So in the latest episode of Game of Thrones, everybody dies. Everybody. Jon Snow, Arya Stark, Sansa Stark, Samwel Tarly, the dogs, All Bran, Theon Greyjoy, his sister. Daenerys, her dragons, Cersei, the Unsullied, the White Walkers, the Unsullied guy who was named after a worm. The Mountain, the Hound, Sir Brienne, Jamie Lanister, Tormund and all the other ones I can’t remember. Did I say Sansa died? Yes? She’s dead. Winterfell explode and Westeros sank into the sea and caused a huge Tsunami which killed everyone in the other place where the dragon lady spent all those seasons, just wandering about. For no real reason. It would now seem.

The remaining episodes of the show will consist of Sean Bean dancing around like a drunken sailor and singing Beatles songs that he doesn’t seem to have rehearsed properly.

Game of Thrones continues on HBO on Sunday night.

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