FOREST WHITAKER NOT AN ACTUAL FOREST, IT IS CONFIRMED
HOLLYWOOD – Arrival star Forest Whitaker is not actually a forest, it has been confirmed.
Star of such films as Bird, Ghost Dog and Species, Forest Whitaker has been around for many years. However, the actor has often been dogged with controversy, with rumors abounding that he is a small forest in New England.
Forest phoned the Studio Exec to EXCLUSIVELY respond to the accusations:
I want to call and personally quash this bullshit that is going round. I’m not, nor have I ever been, a forest. I’m sick of it. A forest is a large collection of trees. I’m a black actor. Totally different things. You don’t see articles on the internet seriously asking if Steven Spielberg is actually a talking mountain in German.
I don’t want to say.
Look, people have names. Sometimes those names are similar to other words. It doesn’t make them those things.
So you’re not a forest?