EVERYONE ELSE DIES
HOLLYWOOD – The world of entertainment was in shock today as everyone who hasn’t already died in 2016 has died.
The news broke on twitter when everyone’s agent released the following statement:
We are very sad to report that late last night everyone not already dead died. It happened peacefully. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family.
Tributes didn’t flow in from anywhere because those people were dead as well. The deaths come in what have been a bumper year for celebrity deaths, following the deaths of Prince, Leonard Cohen, Anton Yelchin, David Bowie, George Michael, Gary Shandling, Alan Rickman, Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds.