EMMYS DON’T ACTUALLY EXIST
HOLLYWOOD – It was revealed today that the awards known as Emmys don’t actually exist.
For a few weeks now you’ll have noticed a lot of headlines about the Emmys and posts and articles about possible winners. However, it was revealed today that there is actually no such thing as an Emmy and the whole thing was originally invented by Italian dictator Benito Mussolini as a bizarre propaganda stunt. Emmys expert Jorden Parrahedron told the Studio Exec:
Italy knew that a war was coming and they would soon have to choose sides. Although ideologically partnered with Nazi Germany, Mussolini himself was wary of facing the combined might of the Allies and the United States. And so as a way of distracting them he had his psychological warfare unit invent the Emmys. Unfortunately for the Italians, it had no effect on the outcome of the war, but the Modern Family cast and crew have reaped the benefits for years.