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EDWARD SNOWDEN LEAKS MASSIVE GAME OF THRONES SPOILER

EDWARD SNOWDEN LEAKS MASSIVE GAME OF THRONES SPOILER

RUSSIA – Edward Snowden has caused outrage after he leaked information about the next series of Game of Thrones on the internet.

Snowden was unapologetic about leaking the spoiler claiming he has spent the last six months putting the pieces together and the public has a right to know the truth:

It’s as simple as this. HBO is owned by Time Warner, Time Warner is secretly owned by the US government, the US government is in thrall to the military-industrial complex, who sell weapons to organisations like Mossad, Mossad were featured in the movie Munich, Munich was directed by Steven Spielberg, Spielberg has never made a movie with Jack Nicholson, Jack Nicholson played Jimmy Hoffa, Jimmy Hoffa once testified in front of Robert Kennedy, Kennedy had an affair with Marilyn Monroe who starred in the movie ‘The Prince and the Showgirl’, Prince changed his name to symbol, the symbol of the illuminati is the All Seeing Eye, the band Survivor had a hit in 1986 with the song ‘Eye of the Tiger’, the tiger is the national animal of India, Native Americans were formally called ‘Red Indians’ or ‘Redskins’, the Redskins play in Washington, George Washington was the first President of America, America was allegedly discovered by Christopher Columbus, Columbus was Italian, the Italians invented pasta, pasta is often served in a tomato sauce, tomatoes are red, during the ‘Red Wedding’ Catelyn Stark was murdered, Catelyn Stark was the former step-mother of Jon Snow, Snow is white, the creatures from beyond the wall are called the ‘White Walkers’, Chuck Norris once starred in a TV series called ‘Walker, Texas Ranger ‘and he also starred opposite Bruce Lee in the seminal martial arts classic ‘Way of the Dragon’. Now taking all of that into consideration, I think you’ll agree that this proves, unequivocally, that Jackie Chan will appear in season six of Game of Thrones.

Asked if he knew if Jon Snow was dead or alive, Snowden laughed:

Sure I do. He’s….

GAME OF THRONES SEASON SIX IS RELEASED NEXT WEEK

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