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DANNY DYER TO PLAY DAVID CAMERON IN HOUSE OF C*NTS.

DANNY DYER TO PLAY DAVID CAMERON IN HOUSE OF C*NTS.

LONDON – Professional cockney and occasional filmmaker, Guy Richie, has confirmed that Danny Dyer will play David Cameron in his new 12- part Netflix series House of C*nts.

Written by Mark Gattis of Sherlock and League of Gentlemen fame, House of C*nts will revolve around Cameron’s quest to seek a third term in office.

“It’s going to be pucker”, said Richie:

DC is a right rascal. He pushes disabled people in front of trains, steals kids pocket money and systematically rapes the working classes but the grannies f*cking love him because he’s got a big shiny face and impeccable table manners.

Richie said he is still adding to the cast but confirmed a rumour that Kevin Spacey will be making an appearance:

Yeah. We got Spacey in playing Frank Underwood. There’s a great scene at 10 Downing Street when, after a few drinks, Frank makes a pass at David and ends up shagging him over his desk. I say scene, it’s more of a fifty-five minute continuous shot.

Walking Dead Star Andrew Lincoln will take on the role of George Osborne and in a surprise casting move, Kim Kardashian is negotiating to play Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn:

She’s got a lot of twitter followers and that’s the game these days. You can’t get the funding unless you cast these f*cking mooks. I wanted Daniel Day-Lewis to play Boris Johnson but instead, I’ve had to cast somebody called Zoella whoever the f*cking hell that is.

HOUSE OF CUNTS IS DUE FOR RELEASE IN 2015

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