STOCKHOLM – Clint Eastwood travels to Sweden to help with aftermath of the Sweden incident.
Donald Trump has dispatched veteran actor Clint Eastwood to Sweden where he is to serve as a negotiator following the Sweden Incident. Despite attempts by the mainstream media to ignore the case, it emerged last night that a major incident occurred in Sweden after all the furniture in IKEA somehow achieved consciousness and was recruited by ISIS. Eastwood – the chair whisperer – has unique qualifications to talk the home furnishings back from the brink.
Haagan Daz the Swedish Prime Minister today issued a statement of appreciation to the US President:
This is the worst case of everything since the Bowling Green Massacre.
Clint Eastwood’s latest film American Diaper will be released in 2018.
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Right on President Trump!