HOLLYWOOD – Clint Eastwood announced today he had bought a new house.
Dirty Harry star Clint Eastwood has moved from his beautiful home in Carmel, California to this rather less salubrious abode in the Hollywood Hills. The Man with no Name told reporters: ‘I like it. It’s rickety.’
It isn’t every day that you see a man sell a perfectly fine house only to move into one that can only be described as a shambles. It is quite something. I do believe that house is only standing upright by the power of positive thinking. Clint showed me round and there were rodents running around and a breeze that cut through the walls of the house with no trouble at all.
When asked about his plans to decorate he told the EXEC:
Are you crazy? And ruin the rustic beauty of this place. Jeez. Everyone wants everything new and shiny, well, not me!
Clint Eastwood’s new film is about how female journalists just have sex all the time.
Richard Jewell is in cinemas.