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CHRISTIAN BALE OFFERED WALES TO REPRISE BATMAN ROLE.

CHRISTIAN BALE OFFERED WALES TO REPRISE BATMAN ROLE.













HOLLYWOOD– After failing to tempt Christian Bale with an offer of $50 million dollars to reprise his role as Batman in Man of Steel 2, Warner Bros have allegedly offered Bale his native country of Wales if he agrees to sign up for the blockbuster sequel.


“It’s going to be a difficult offer to turn down,” said Hollywood reporter Buck Freeland.

Christian is a proud Welshman and when he was a kid he used to say his ambition when he grew up was to be King of Wales. Now it looks as though he’s going to get the opportunity to realise that childhood dream.

Freeland went on to say that this isn’t the first time an actor has been offered a nation.

It wasn’t widely reported but Robert De Niro was given Cyprus as payment for his role in Little Fockers and it’s rumoured that Johnny Deppwill be declared Emperor of Canada should he agree to do Pirates of the Caribbean 5.

Meanwhile an anonymous source in the Welsh Assembly told The Studio Exec that although the news of the Bale offer came as a surprise, he didn’t think there’d be much objection.

Christian is Welsh and we’d much rather give our taxes to a Welshman than some English Toff. As long as he likes Rugby and makes sure our bins get collected once a week, I’m sure he’ll be embraced with open arms.

However British historian Roger Beef believes that Bale would implement changes to the country that will not please all of his subjects.

At the age of 7 Christian was asked by his teacher to write down ten things he would do if he was the King of Wales and his plans are pretty out there. A bouncy castle in every garden, vanilla ice cream instead of water from the taps. Free pizza and the introduction of flying cars. Okay, some of those might be workable but his idea of full employment and a redistribution of wealth is both preposterous and juvenile.


Christian Bale will star in American Hustle due for release in December 2013

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