Tuesday 11 August 2020
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KINGS LANDING – After weeks of speculation it has finally been confirmed that Chris Brownwill play a lead role in the next series of Game of Thrones.

“I’ve always been a fan of Chris’ work,” said Games of Thrones creator George RR Martin.

His 2011 album F.A.M.Eis like an audio bible for anyone  who has experienced life in the limelight and I for one have taken many life lessons from his lyrics such as, ‘Better cuff your chick if you with her, I can get her and she accidentally slip and fall on my dick’ and of course the Dickensian ‘That sh*t look like a toupee. I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 days.’ I mean how can you beat that, he’s the Bob Dylan of rap!

Martin went on to say that he’s created a character especially for Brown that doesn’t appear in the original books:

I know many purists will be disappointed that I’ve added another character but because it’s Chris and everybody loves him, I figure they’ll make an exception. So anyway… here’s the big reveal. Chris will play a man called Nautlilus Stormbreaker who is completely indestructible. He was imprisoned at the bottom of the sea thousands of years ago but he escapes, kills everyone in Westeros and then rides off into space on a dragon to conquer the universe.

Chris Brown fans on twitter were elated with the news and many of them stayed up well past their 8 pm bedtimes to express their joy on twitter. However a certain influential Hollywood player was less than pleased with the news:

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