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Wednesday 20 November 2019
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Category: Movie News

SCHWARZENEGGER OFFERS TO DO ANYBODY WHO NEEDS BEING DONE

SAN DIEGO – Arnold Schwarzenegger has offered ‘to do anybody who needs being done’ in an attempt to repair his image....

TARANTINO DISSES SPIELBERG’S SLAVE-OWNING ‘IT’S PLAIN WRONG!’

HOLLYWOOD – Quentin Tarantino has angrily asserted that Steven Spielberg is a disgrace to the directing profession and should have...

THE JACK NICHOLSON COOKBOOK: Toast

Hi, I’m Jack Nicholson. People often say to me: Jack, they say, you’ve been a Hollywood star for over 50 years. You’ve...

ROMNEY REFUSES LOHAN ENDORSEMENT

Get out of my face LOHAN! screams Mitt UTAH – Mitt Romney has stunned the world of show business by publicly rejecting an...

MITT ROMNEY “LET’S NUKE VIETNAM”

WASHINGTON – Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney gave a press conference yesterday, outlining his own plans to deal...

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WINTERBOTTOM – SODERBERGH FILM OFF

HOLLYWOOD – Michael Winterbottom and Steven Soderbergh announce a film off during which the two famously prolific film makers are...

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STEVEN SPIELBERG: SLAVE OWNER AND HYPOCRITE

HOLLYWOOD – Film maker, Steven Spielberg has long been seen as a master storyteller and a conductor whose orchestra is the vast array...

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LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY SLAVOJ ZIZEK

CHICAGO – Lindsay Lohan is to be Slavoj Zizek in the new film Yes We Lacan to be directed by Ron Howard. She joins Charlie Sheen who...

ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE BLU-RAY STARS CONNERY

LONDON – To celebrate James Bonds’ birthday celebrations and to coincide with the imminent release of Skyfall, United Artists...

KRISTEN STEWART TO PLAY ROD STEWART

HOLLYWOOD – Twilight star Kristen Stewart has struck a deal with Paramount to star in Danny Boyle’s Rod Stewart biopic Do ya...

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY WILL ‘BE BAD ON PURPOSE’

NEW YORK – New Fifty Shades of Grey scribe Kelly Marcel has revealed that her script of the ground breaking, lingering,...

SAMUEL L. JACKSON WILL COACH OBAMA FOR 2ND DEBATE

Snakes! Wake the Fuck Up WASHINGTON – Samuel L. Jackson has confirmed that he will coach President Barack Obama in preparation for...

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JOHN GOODMAN IS STEVE JOBS

HOLLYWOOD – John Goodman has confirmed that he will be playing Steve Jobs in Danny Boyle’s forthcoming biopic of the Apple...

MICHAEL BAY DECLARES WAR ON VIETNAM

HANOI – Hollywood Director Michael Bay sensationally declared war on the Socialist Republic of Vietnam this morning, despite a last...