Category: Reviews
CANTERBURY TALES: 9 ½ Weeks
CANTERBURY – Our latest addition to the team is the newly appointed Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby. Not only does the...
ON THE ROAD: REVIEW
Joy Division’s lead singer meets up with Tron’s chum who’s in-between a Virgin Suicide and a young nympho vampire. They...
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: REVIEW
Sappy banker is thrown in the clink for a crime he didn’t commit and falls in love with a fellow inmate. Wanders around the prison...
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE: REVIEW
Harvey Milk is Robert Smith from The Cure whose married to the sheriff of Fargo but goes all Boys from Brazil when his dad dies, helped by...
SKYFALL: REVIEW
Buggalugs Buggalugs Bond runs, jumps and falls in rivers in an attempt to save the Dench-ist from the hands of Anton Chigurgh.007 is back!...
RUST AND BONE: REVIEW
Edith Piaf gets her legs bitten off by Free Willy but rediscovers her will to live after meeting with a Belgian Rocky Balboa, with whom she...
TREE OF LIFE: REVIEW
The ‘oh come off it’ moment, Benjamin Button marries Jessica Chestain and squirts out sprogs. One grows up to be Harvey Milk,...
THE MASTER: REVIEW
Johnny Cash meets Truman Capote, author of Battlefield Earth, who tries to get Cash to believe the kind of crap John Travolta and Tom...
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