Category: Hollywood Tales
GOD DECLARES ‘I’M VOTING FOR HILLARY.’
HEAVEN – God has officially declared he is voting for Hillary Clinton in the upcoming presidential elections. “I don’t want to...
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK MONKEY DIES
HOLLYWOOD – 2016 claims another victim as esteemed monkey actor famous for Raiders of the Lost Ark dies. The film world is in...
JIM CARREY ADVOCATES PICKING YOUR NOSE AND EATING IT
HOLLYWOOD – Comedian and actor Jim Carrey today caused shock waves in Hollywood by advocating picking your nose and eating it as a...
PORN PARODY VERSION OF THE ELECTION ‘EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE ELECTION’
HOLLYWOOD – The porn parody version of the 2016 Presidential election will be more or less exactly the same as the election, producer...
BARON HARKONNEN WITHDRAWS SUPPORT FROM DONALD TRUMP
WASHINGTON – Baron Harkonnen today has become the latest member of the GOP to withdraw his support from the party’s...
MEL GIBSON AND WOODY ALLEN BRAWL IN PUBLIC
LOS ANGELES – Earlier this evening in one of the high class dining places in West Hollywood, Mel Gibson was enjoying a quiet dinner...
MARK ZUCKERBERG AND PRISCILLA CHAN PLEDGE $3 BILLION TO STOP KEVIN HART MAKING FILMS
HOLLYWOOD – Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan today pledged a whopping $3 billion in a campaign to stop...
LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS BUYS A HAT
NEW YORK – News broke today that Lou Diamond Phillips has bought a hat. Young Guns and La Bamba actor Lou Diamond Phillips today has...
DID FRANK SINATRA KILL JFK?
WASHINGTON – Earlier today, the estate of the late Dean Martin sensationally released a signed document which they claim is the...
DONALD TRUMP HIRES MICHAEL MOORE
HOLLYWOOD – Donald Trump has once more shaken up his campaign by hiring Flint documentary filmmaker Michael Moore as a new campaign...
CLINT EASTWOOD ‘WAS A NAZI’
HOLLYWOOD – American Sniper director Clint Eastwood has been accused of being a Nazi after photographs of the young Clint dressed...
MARTIN SCORSESE SELLS DICAPRIO WHISTLE
NEW YORK – Martin Scorsese is to sell his special Leonardo diCaprio whistle at auction later this week. Shutter Island and Wolf of...
BILL O’REILLY TO PRODUCE 12 YEARS A WELL FED SLAVE
HOLLYWOOD – Bill O’Reilly has revealed that he is to produce a new movie called 12 Years a Well Fed Slave as an attempt to...
REAL LIFE JASON BOURNE SAYS MATT DAMON HAS FORGOTTEN HIM
COLORADO – The real life secret agent that inspired Richard Ludlum to write the Jason Bourne books today slammed Matt Damon for...
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