BRUCE WILLIS TO PLAY CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS















LONDON –  Woody Allen’s long awaited biopic of the author and journalist Christopher Hitchens has finally found it’s leading man in the shape of the artist formerly known as Hudson Hawk, Bruce Willis.


Provisionally titled ‘Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Atheism (But Were Afraid to Ask)’. Allen will focus on the writing and release of Hitchens’ Best-seller ‘God is not Great’ and his subsequent lecture tour of North America.


The script, written by comedian Doug Stanhope, has already been condemned by various branches of the Christian Church with the Pope himself declaring it “A pack of f*cking lies.”

Muslim scholars have also expressed their outrage and Kali Ali of The Islamic School For The Advancement Of Religious Intolerance, demanded the studio abandons the project.

“We don’t know who this Christopher Hitchens is but we’ve seen all of Woody Allen’s films and consider them to be little more than Zionist propaganda. Especially ‘Annie Hall’ which is obviously a Pro-Israeli allegory for the continued occupation of the West Bank.”.

Other cast members include Jason Statham as the Reverend Jerry Falwell, Chuck Norris as Richard Dawkins and Steven Seagal is rumoured to be making a brief cameo appearance as Professor Steven Hawking.

God willing. Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Atheism (But Were Afraid to Ask) will be released in September 2013.
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