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BREAKING BAD SUPPORT GROUPS PASSED BEFORE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

BREAKING BAD SUPPORT GROUPS PASSED BEFORE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

HOLLYWOOD – In a moment of rare political cooperation, congressional Republicans have rushed through a last minute bill providing federal funding for the establishment of Breaking Bad support groups aimed at combating the ill effects of withdrawal from Vince Gilligan’s Emmy winning AMC show.

The legislation was rushed through both houses before the government shut down came into effect and received overwhelming majorities in both bodies. John Boehner and Harry Reid met at the eleventh hour to thrash out the details of the bill which will see the immediate institution of federally funded Breaking Bad Reach Out Groups. A joint statement read:

There are times when even in the midst of bitter political dispute all branches of government must come together in a display of national unity. 

The move is not unprecedented. After the attack on Pearl Harbor, the death of Bobby Ewing and the finale of The Sopranos, similar bi-partisan moves have been taken. However, lawmakers made it clear that such unity could only be shown when the matter was of the highest priority and as for providing health care or balancing the budget, Boehner said ‘that shit was trivial by comparison’.  

Please consult local government websites for your nearest Breaking Bad Support Group. 

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