BREAKFAST WITH ASSHOLES: 27. COLIN FARRELL
DUBLIN – No living actor can lay claim to so many duff movies as Colin Farrell, with the occasional glimmer of gold amongst the dross (In Bruges), but now redemption holds out a hand in the form of a role in the second season of True Detective.
I met Colin over a breakfast of poached Guinness, two slices of Guinness, two rashers of Guinness fried in cow’s Guinness, all washed down with a couple of large mugs of piping hot Guinness to talk to him about his ‘career’.
So Colin. Total Recall. What the f*ck?
Yeah. Sorry about that. You know, I think what it was was…
Now that was all Oliver Stone’s fault, the hairy eye-browed bastard told me…
And Phone Booth, and S.W.A.T., and The New World, and…
Now listen here I was good in Saving Mr. Banks.
You were awful in Saving Mr. Banks. And you were basically playing yourself.
In Bruges, Minority Report, Seven Psychopaths?
But that makes me even more angry. If you can be good, why be so bad so often?
My heart isn’t in it, I suppose. Hasn’t been since Ballykissangel. Did you ever see Ballykissangel? It was the True Detective of gentle Irish dramedy.
Okay. True Detective?
Ah, True Detective. The Ballykissangel of gritty philosophically inclined serial killer drama.
I spoke with Nic Pizzolatto and he told me that he thinks I’m ready for my version of the McConaissance. Really? Yeah. We haven’t worked out what to call it yet, but I’m leaning towards the re-Farrell-birth.
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