HOLLYWOOD – The world of showbiz was in shock this evening after Ben Affleck was allegedly named as one of millions of victims of the recent Ashley Madison leak.
Affleck, who will soon be appearing in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, is rumoured to have joined the adultery site in late 2014 under the username BruceWayne1 and his profile entry seems to add weight to suspicions that it really is the celebrated actor:
My name is Ben, I mean Bruce, and I’m an eccentric millionaire/playboy.
I’m married to one of the most beautiful women in the world but she’s a bit of a nag. She’s always telling me to pick my wet towel up off the bathroom floor and stuff like that. I mean personally I think she’s a bit ungrateful. I’ve bought her expensive jewellery and taken taken her to some of the most fabulous places on earth but as soon as I leave the toilet seat up, she’s calling me an asshole and threatening to go to her mothers.
Anyway, I’ve joined this site because although I love her, she’s not really satisfying my sexual needs. Truth be told my tastes are very, singular, so if you’re a Nanny, Au Pair or you do a bit of babysitting from time to time, hit me up and we’ll go to a hotel room and get busy.
Affleck’s representatives have yet to comment on the allegation but as we were about to post, hackers have revealed the profile of an alleged member of Ashley Madison with the username Mdamon70:
I’m looking for somebody that looks like Ben Affleck. He’s such a babe.