BEN AFFLECK BATMAN COSTUME: FIRST PICTURES
HOLLYWOOD – Studio Exec is proud to present an EXCLUSIVE: pictures of the new Batman costume to be worn by Ben Affleck in the forthcoming Superman Vs Batman.
The pump action ass rocket is really going to level the playing field in terms of how Batman deals with an array of foes and allies. It’s a weapon, a rewarder and a mode of transportation.
The big surprise is that the pump action ass rocket can suck as well as blow. So one minute I’ll be blowing WHAM! say the Green Lantern, as he tries to come at me with his impressive ring. Then KAPPOW! I switch to the front mechanism and KERSUCK! Superman!
All depends on her schedule. I invade Aquaman’s cavern and, using my sucking action, completely drain the joint. And I’m all like. ‘Do you believe in life after SUCK!’