beast rabban

WASHINGTON – Donald Trump’s cabinet firms up with Secretary of State confirmed to be Beast Rabban.

First, Rudy Guiliani out. Then Mitt Romney goes back to the binders. Beast Rabban will be President Elect Donald Trump’s Secretary of State. Emerging from Trump Tower, the Harkonnen issued a brief statement:

The Spice must flow.

Although the Beast’s appointment had been widely predicted, it still stirred some criticism as Democrats pointed out that it directly contradicted an election pledge to keep the spice out of politics. Kellyanne Conway, however, welcomed the move.

We are going to make Arrakis, I mean America great again.

Donald Trump will be president in the satirical movie which is about to become reality.

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