HOLLYWOOD – Barbra Streisand’s two dogs have cloned Barbra Streisand.
Miss Violet and Miss Scarlett – Barbra Streisand’s two cloned pups – have cloned Barbra Streisand. The two little terriers came into the Studio Exec bungalow to explain the extraordinary turn of events.
Miss Violet: We love Babs. So much we never want to be without her. And she ain’t getting any younger.
Miss Scarlett: You’re such a bitch.
S: So true.
V: Anyhoo, we knew she wouldn’t mind because she’s already done it with us.
S: Would you believe that we’re cloned from her dead dog Samantha.
V: We went to visit the grave earlier.
S: Which was creepy though you know. Instagram ready.
V: As with everything Babs: no filters.
But how will it work with a cloned Barbra Streisand?
S: It’ll be a breeze. We got this idea from this movie we watched.
V: Weekend at Bernies.
S: And Yentyl.
V: Oh yes. Once the original is gone…
S: …but not forgotten.
V: We’ll crack out the new one and it’ll be pina caladas and show tunes until sundown.
S: You fancy some biscuits?