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BARBRA STREISAND’S DOGS CLONE BARBRA STREISAND

BARBRA STREISAND’S DOGS CLONE BARBRA STREISAND

HOLLYWOOD – Barbra Streisand’s two dogs have cloned Barbra Streisand.

Miss Violet and Miss Scarlett – Barbra Streisand’s two cloned pups – have cloned Barbra Streisand. The two little terriers came into the Studio Exec bungalow to explain the extraordinary turn of events.

Miss Violet: We love Babs. So much we never want to be without her. And she ain’t getting any younger.

Miss Scarlett: You’re such a bitch.

V: Literally.

S: So true.

V: Anyhoo, we knew she wouldn’t mind because she’s already done it with us.

S: Would you believe that we’re cloned from her dead dog Samantha.

V: We went to visit the grave earlier.

S: Which was creepy though you know. Instagram ready.

V: As with everything Babs: no filters.

But how will it work with a cloned Barbra Streisand?

S: It’ll be a breeze. We got this idea from this movie we watched.

V: Weekend at Bernies.

S: And Yentyl.

V: Oh yes. Once the original is gone…

S: …but not forgotten.

V: We’ll crack out the new one and it’ll be pina caladas and show tunes until sundown.

S: You fancy some biscuits?

V: Certainly.

Barbra Streisand will soon be appearing in Paws Patrol.

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