BALDWINS RELEASE FREE STREAMING VERSIONS OF DANIEL AND WILLIAM

HOLLYWOOD – In a move that is sure to change the shape of the industry forever, the Baldwins have released free streaming ‘open source’ versions of Daniel and William Baldwin. 


Speaking exclusively to the Studio Exec, Alec Baldwin revealed the reasoning behind the controversial move:

You have to move with the times, people are used to downloading content for free so by offering a legitimate portal to the Baldwin brand we can at least have some quality control. With our free versions of Billy and ‘Big D’, you get the same full range of powerful acting as the traditional ‘pay per performance versions’ but with added flexibility.

What do you mean by ‘Flexibility?’

For starters it’s a 24 hour streaming service which we never offered before. You get direct access to either or both of them when you sign up. When you log in they are just sitting there in front of the camera awaiting instructions…they’ll do anything.

Such as?

Anything.

Is there something in your eye?

ANYTHING! know what I mean?

Oh, you were winking, I don’t…eh, what?

Tell me what you want, what you’re into? I’ll hook you up right now.

No, it’s cool man, I’m good…so, where do you see this going? what’s the business model long term?

The sky’s the limit, I’m thinking live seasonal greeting memes, you know like those funny emails you get with your head on an elf? Karaoke, sloth wrestling, that kind of shit. We can take this anywhere. So far people seem to be enjoying my boys just playing with kittens, they’ve been doing that for three days straight now, crazy ratings, easy advertising money. I fucking love the internet.

DANIEL AND WILLIAM BALDWIN ARE AVAILABLE FOR FREE. RIGHT NOW!

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