Posts by: Chad Sternberger
MINDHUNTER MAKES SERIAL KILLERS BORING SAY SERIAL KILLERS
NEW YORK – The Netflix series Mindhunter makes serial killers look tedious, serial killers have complained. The Netflix TV show...
JOKER WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
STOCKHOLM – Todd Phillips’ Joker has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Prize Academy announced today that Joaquin Phoenix...
STUDIO EXEC’S FILM NOIR BUCKET: 2. ANGEL FACE
FILM NOIR BUCKET – Don’t know where to put it your film noir? Put it in Studio Exec’s Film Noir bucket? Robert Mitchum is going to be...
STUDIO EXEC’S FILM NOIR BUCKET: 1. THE DARK CORNER
FILM NOIR BUCKET – Don’t know where to put it your film noir? Put it in Studio Exec’s Film Noir bucket? I’ve been...
NICOLAS CAGE AND TOM HANKS REVEAL THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON
HOLLYWOOD – Nicolas Cage revealed today that he is also Tom Hanks. The news rocked the world of show business today that Tom Hanks...
NEW WEST SIDE STORY LOOKS SHIT
HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg’s remake of West Side Story looks shit. The first musical from legendary film maker Steven...
TOM CRUISE SCANNERS JUSTIN BIEBER TO DEATH
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has gone full Scanners on Justin Bieber, blowing his face clean off. Following Justin Bieber’s challenge...
TERRENCE MALICK IS FILMING HIS NEW FILM ABOUT JESUS IN ROME
ROME – Tree of Life director Terrence Malick starts filming new Jesus film in Rome. Following the premiere of A Hidden Life at...
TOM HARDY TO STAR AS BLAKE IN BLAKE’S 7 MOVIE
LONDON – Tom Hardy to play Blake in film version of cult UK TV show Blake’s 7. Fans of BBC cult show Blake’s 7 were...
47 FILMS: 60. SHAMPOO
In our increasingly innumerate series of 47 films to see before death, we present Hal Ashby’s Shampoo. Warren Beatty as a megastar is...
SAMUEL BECKETT SUES MARVEL OVER AVENGERS: ENDGAME
DUBLIN – Samuel Beckett argues Marvel owe him millions of dollars. Famed dead Irish playwright Samuel Beckett is suing Marvel Studios...
47 FILMS: 59. THE KING OF COMEDY
In our increasingly innumerate series of 47 films to see before death, we present Martin Scorsese’s The King of Comedy. Martin...
GAME OF THRONES: EVERYBODY DIES
WESTEROS – Episode 3 of Season 8 of Game of Thrones killed every character. So in the latest episode of Game of Thrones, everybody...
47 FILMS: 58. KISS ME DEADLY
In our increasingly innumerate series of 47 films to see before death, we present Robert Aldrich’s Kiss Me Deadly. Mickey...
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