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Thursday 1 October 2020
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Posts by: Chad Sternberger

christopher nolan

CHRISTOPHER NOLAN WON’T DIRECT JENGA

HOLLYWOOD – The next film by Christopher Nolan will not be Jenga, despite an announcement earlier this week. It looks like Jenga...

tenet backwards

IF YOU PLAY TENET BACKWARDS IT MAKES SENSE

HOLLYWOOD – Playing Tenet backwards causes logic to work. Professor Archi Newton today revealed that playing Tenet backwards makes...

miley cyrus

MILEY CYRUS TO WRITE, DIRECT AND STAR IN CRIES AND WHISPERS REMAKE

MALIBU – Miley Cyrus – former child star and pop sensation Hannah Montana – is taking a further step to artistic maturity...

2021

THE REST OF 2020 PUSHED TO 2021

HOLLYWOOD – 2020 pushed to 2021. The rest of 2020 moves to 2021. It’s the news that everyone expected, but it still came as a...

sorcerer

MAX GASH ON HOW WE MADE SORCERER

HOLLYWOOD – Max Gash – supporting actor of over 1000 films – tells how he helped make William Friedkin’s Sorcerer....

where eagles dare

WHERE EAGLES DARE REMAKE RELEASE PUSHED TO 2021

HOLLYWOOD – Len Wiseman’s remake of the Second World War classic Where Eagles Dare pushed to 2021. The Where Eagles Dare remake...

tucker carlson

TUCKER CARLSON REGULARLY TAKES SHITS ON AIR

WASHINGTON – Fox News host Tucker Carlson frequently defecates while live. Shocking new revelations hit the internet today about...

jason statham phil collins

JASON STATHAM IS PHIL COLLINS IN THINK TWICE

HOLLYWOOD – Jason Statham to play Phil Collins in a new biopic. The British hard man, martial artist and multi-linguist (Cockney and...

medusa touch

MAX GASH ON HOW WE MADE THE MEDUSA TOUCH

LONDON – Max Gash, supporting actor of a thousand films, tells the story of the Richard Burton classic The Medusa Touch. The Medusa...

tom hardy

TOM HARDY CAN HEAR WHAT GHOSTS ARE SAYING

HOLLYWOOD – Actor Tom Hardy can hear what ghosts are saying, but admits ‘it’s mostly shit’. Venom and Capone actor...

david fincher

DAVID FINCHER: RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA IS GO

HOLLYWOOD – Director David Fincher’s next film to be Arthur C. Clarke’s Rendezvous with Rama. David Fincher has long...

host sequel tiktok

HOST SEQUEL TO FEATURE TIKTOK

LONDON – The Lockdown horror hit Host is to get a TikTok themed sequel. The sequel to Rob Savage’s Lockdown horror hit Host...

Juliette Binoche

JULIETTE BINOCHE TO STAR IN MOVIE AGAINST 5G

PARIS – Juliette Binoche is to make a film about the evils of 5G. News from France rumors that Juliette Binoche will star in a film...

leonardo dicaprio

LEONARDO DICAPRIO ARRESTED FOR PROSTITUTION

HOLLYWOOD – Police arrest Django Unchained star Leonardo DiCaprio on suspicion of being a prostitute. The film star and owner of one...