ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT TO MARRY AGAIN NEXT SATURDAY
HOLLYWOOD – Following the huge success of their recent marriage, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have decided to get married next Saturday.
‘Think of it as the sequel,’ said an obviously delighted if slightly dazed Pitt.
Thing is everyone enjoyed it so much I thought why not give it another whirl. Angie was game so we phoned some friends and we’re gonna get to it. Might get married every week if’n the notion takes us. We can marry in different countries and observe different religious rights and what not. Setting up franchises, if you get my meaning.
A beaming Jolie told us that though it was Brad’s idea, she was 100% behind it:
I do love my honey, oh yes I do. And if you think about it, it solves a lot of practical problems like all of our friends who were disappointed not to be best men or maids of honor, well we can rectify that. And I’m gonna make sure that Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow get invitations to all my weddings. That’s right girls, every one.
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