ANDY SERKIS SEX TAPE SURFACES
LONDON – Gollum actor and soon to be Animal Farm director, Andy Serkis was thrown into a storm of controversy this morning when a sex tape he made leaked onto the internet.
The tape which lasted for fifteen minutes and was immediately taken down from YouTube, purportedly showed Mr. Serkis frolicking in an orgy with Jessica Rabbit, the Little Mermaid and Woody from Toy Story.
Mr. Serkis confirmed that he was involved in the making of the tape, after a long and emotional day working on Tin Tin: The Secret of the Unicorn, but ‘it was all done through motion capture and so legally and morally, I didn’t do a thing.’
However, Chief Inspector Dryden of the Metropolitan Police said they were taking the issue very seriously. ‘It’s always the same old story with Serkis. The lad’s got form. He gets up to all sorts of mischief and starts blaming it on his brother Smeagol.’
Friends of Mr. Serkis were quick to lay the blame at the feet of Woody (voiced by Tom Hanks). ‘You know how he got his name, don’t you?’ said Benedict Cumberbatch.
Animal Farm will be released in 2015.