ANDREW GARFIELD NOT NECESSARY
HOLLYWOOD – It has been revealed that Andrew Garfield is ‘not necessary’.
Andrew Garfield starred in a number of big films including The Amazing Spider-Man, Hacksaw Ridge and Silence. However, scientists revealed today that he isn’t necessary. Dr. Wilhelm Scheme told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY:
Following a series of tests, we showed audiences versions of Garfield’s big films with him in and then other version in which we digitally removed him – Spaceying as it is now called – and we found audience didn’t notice the difference.
Does this mean he’s a bad actor?
No, not at all. You see we ran the same tests with Eddie Redmayne for instance and audiences actually preferred the versions without him. In Andrew’s case they are supremely indifferent to his presence and or absence.
Does this confirm rumors that Garfield is actually the result of a CIA experiment to produce a stealth agent?
I can’t possibly comment. But yes.