AMAZON PRIME PROMISES TOP GEAR WILL FEATURE 83% MORE PREJUDICE
LONDON – Amazon have announced they will be streaming three seasons of the unfathomably successful car show, Top Gear.
“We’ve been making very liberal shows such as Transparent but our research has shown we are not tapping into the huge right-wing idiot market.”, said an Amazon spokesman:
Top Gear fans are a special breed and I mean that literally. Several leading scientists have suggested that if you like the show you’re a rung or two lower on the evolutionary ladder. It’s something to do with having a predominantly meat based diet and your mother drinking too much gin during pregnancy.
The spokesman went on to say that although the basic premise of the show will remain the same, a move onto VOD will allow the presenters a lot more freedom.
The BBC has to adhere to certain responsible programming guidelines but even they were loose when it came to Top Gear. Our plan is to up the anti and we promise that every single episode will contain at least 10 jokes at the expense of foreigners, women, race, creed, colour and religion. We know that’s what the audience loves about the show because it makes them feel better about their own ignorant prejudices.
According to a writer on the show, the first episode of the new series will feature ‘The Lads’ driving Ferraris through a Syrian refugee camp:
It’s going to be great. I wrote this fantastic joke about starving ‘Rag heads’ which will cause controversy and make stupid people laugh. In other words, it’s the perfect joke for the social media age.
Top Gear will stream on Amazon Prime soon.