ALEC BALDWIN PUNCHES HIMSELF IN THE FACE
HOLLYWOOD – Alec Baldwin taken to hospital this morning after punching himself in the face.
Star of 30 Rock and Glenn Gary Glen Ross, Alec Baldwin punched himself in the face this morning after mistaking himself for an intruder. The actor spoke from his hospital bed EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec:
First thing, I woke up a bit bleary eyed this morning. Then I lurched to the bathroom to you know deliver the liquid gold to the big white cup and there’s this guy in the middle of the room staring at me. He had the kind of faces that needs punching, but I knew I had to be calm. So I yelled at him at the top of my lungs. And he started yelling at exactly the same time. I took a swing but the floor was slippery and I swung round and hit myself right in the face, busting my nose.
I know. A Niagara of blood. So I level a quick left at him followed by the old Baldwin roundhouse and BOOM both of the hit me, one in the throat and one in the ear. Turned out I was fighting with my own reflection in the full length bathroom mirror.
Jesus. How dumb!
Whatdaya mean dumb? C’m’ere!
Alec, careful you’ll…
Ow. Owie. Ow.