ADELE’S SKYFALL SONG BLAMED FOR TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS
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LONDON – Radio play of Adele’s new Skyfall song, the theme song to the new James Bond movie Skyfall, (by the way there’s a new James Bond film coming out called Skyfall) has been blamed for a series of car accidents around the country.
Gerry Ogden was driving home from work when the song came on. ‘My eyes began to close and limbs felt heavy,’ Gerry said. ‘Next thing I knew I’d ploughed into an ice cream van that was parked on the side of the road.’ Fortunately, only the driver of the ice cream van was killed.
Madga Scriss said she was just listening to the lyrics about the sky falling and crumbling and was so confused by the contortions of sense and grammar she drove into a skip and was launched through the windscreen followed by somnambulant tones of the English singer.
Over forty seven separate incidents have cited the song as a major factor, although the police remain unsympathetic. ‘They were all drunk,’ said traffic policeman Al Jonks.
Adele responded to the news by laughing her head off.