ADAM SANDLER TO STAR IN THE SEVENTH SEAL 2
NEW YORK– Actor and philanthropist Adam Sandler has confirmed he is to star in a sequel to Ingmar Bergman’s celebrated classic The Seventh Seal.
Produced by Sandler’s own production company Happy Madison and directed by frequent collaborator Dennis Dugan, critics are already claiming this marriage of Sandler and Bergman is a tragedy waiting to happen:
Since the film was announced a plague of locusts has laid siege to New York City and it’s been raining blood for the last three days. It turns out by making a sequel to The Seventh Seal, Sandler has inadvertently opened the actual Seventh Seal. The bible famously does not reveal in any detail what will happen when the seal is broken but judging by the sight of a sword wielding Angel of Death currently tapping on my window, I’m guessing it doesn’t involve free pizza.
All except Mr Bergman. His body is still in his grave but it just keeps rolling over and over and over again. It’s kinda weird, ya?