ACCOUNTANTS SLAM THE ACCOUNTANT
HOLLYWOOD – The Association for Chartered Accountants today slammed Ben Affleck’s new film The Accountant.
Ben Affleck is back with his autistic hitman accountant thriller The Accountant. But real life accountants are not happy. Dennis Rossman of the AACAA told the Studio Exec that Affleck film was totally unrealistic:
It represents our category of employee so poorly as to constitute something like libel. The numbers are okay and the Asperger’s is something that is also fairly rife in our profession, but the murdering that Affleck’s character does is… well, it’s way too low.
Oh yeah. What’s the body count? I’d say it’s probably no more than ten definite kills. Maybe thirteen tops. Most accountants I know kill that many people on a Monday. And of course, Monday is a workday so that way the weapons you use can be written off as a deductible.
So you’re fine with that?
Totally. I hated the bit where he wrote on the windows though. That was just A Beautiful mind rip off.