NEW YORK – The lead singer of Coldplay, Chris Martin confirmed earlier today that he is to produce and star in Coldplay: The Musical, which will be written and directed by Abel Ferrara.

“Abel has some interesting ideas. He’s like a potter and we are his clay, only the clay is music and the potter is composing the music, that is really clay and turning it into film but an inspiring, beautiful, punctual, DANGEROUS and emotional film. The kind of film that makes feels like you’re bouncing on a marshmallow trampoline wearing a hat made out of lemon cake,” said Martin.

Asked why he’d decided to write and direct a  Coldplay musical, Ferrara gave a candid response:

I really, really want to drill a hole through Chris Martin’s head. A really big one and that’s all the script is. Two and a half hours of me drilling a massive hole through his head whilst I sing The Theme from M.A.S.H.

COLDPLAY: THE MUSICAL is due for release in 2015.
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