TWIN PEAKS TO START SOON

HOLLYWOOD – Following six episodes of Twin Peaks: The Return fans are looking forward to it starting. Twin Peaks: The Return has been back on TV screens for a few weeks now. And hopefully it is going to start soon. Kyle MacLachlan plays a Dale Cooper accidentally mixed with Rain man. His Dougie is one … Continue reading “TWIN PEAKS TO START SOON”

5 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM TWIN PEAKS TRAILER

HOLLYWOOD – Showtime just dropped the trailer for the new Twin Peaks. David Lynch returns with the new Twin Peaks for Showtime this May. But what did we learn from the trailer? The Studio Exec FACT team have analysed it with their eyes. 1. Kyle MacLachlan is in it. 2. Kyle MacLachlan is in it. … Continue reading “5 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM TWIN PEAKS TRAILER”

GERARD BUTLER IS NOT IN TWIN PEAKS REMAKE

HOLLYWOOD – After today’s Twin Peaks cast list was released online, one startling omission from the list of actors was Gerard Butler and Gerard sat down with The Studio Exec to discuss David Lynch’s outrageous snub. Gerrard, how do you feel? Ah, I’m alright. Though my balls are hurting a bit because I was shagging all … Continue reading “GERARD BUTLER IS NOT IN TWIN PEAKS REMAKE”

KAYNE WEST IS NOT IN TWIN PEAKS REMAKE.

HOLLYWOOD – After today’s Twin Peaks cast list was released online, one startling omission from the list of actors was Kayne West and Kayne sat down with The Studio Exec to discuss David Lynch’s outrageous snub. Kanye, how do you feel? I feel like Lynch is f*cking me in the ass.   What does that … Continue reading “KAYNE WEST IS NOT IN TWIN PEAKS REMAKE.”

TWIN PEAKS AND X-FILES TO MERGE

HOLLYWOOD – In a sensational decision Showtime and Fox have decided to merge the reboots of X-Files and Twin Peaks into one super show called Twin-Files: X Peaks. Both X-Files and Twin Peaks had been announced for new seasons following a protracted hiatus for each. The decision was made shortly after midnight, the traditional time … Continue reading “TWIN PEAKS AND X-FILES TO MERGE”

BRETT RATNER TO DIRECT TWIN PEAKS

HOLLYWOOD – No sooner had David Lynch tweeted he would not be directing the Showtime revival of Twin Peaks than his replacement, Rush Hour 2 director Brett Ratner, was immediately announced by the proud network. The planning for the new Twin Peaks show is already in place with the scripts finished and casting almost complete, but protracted negotiations … Continue reading “BRETT RATNER TO DIRECT TWIN PEAKS”

KYLE MACLACHLAN STILL UNDECIDED ON TWIN PEAKS

HOLLYWOOD – Actor Kyle MacLachlan – made famous by his portrayal of Agent Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks – is still undecided on whether or not he will return to the show. ‘The  thing is I’m just not sure I can fit it in,’ the Blue Velvet actor told Studio Exec this morning. I have … Continue reading “KYLE MACLACHLAN STILL UNDECIDED ON TWIN PEAKS”

ROBERT DOWNEY JNR RUMORED FOR TWIN PEAKS

HOLLYWOOD – A studio insider has revealed that Robert Downey Jnr is in final negotiations to play one of the lead roles in the new series of Twin Peaks. “He’s the first name on David Lynch’s list,” said the anonymous insider: It’s a part ideally suited to Robert’s talent and experience. They’re currently working through … Continue reading “ROBERT DOWNEY JNR RUMORED FOR TWIN PEAKS”

MILEY CYRUS JOINS TWIN PEAKS SEASON 3

HOLLYWOOD – Following on from the startling news that Showtime are to revive Twin Peaks in 2016, comes the weirdest news still: Miley Cyrus is set to feature in the new show as everyone’s favorite worst denim-clad nightmare Bob. The Studio Exec can reveal EXCLUSIVELY that in an attempt to boost the show’s audience among … Continue reading “MILEY CYRUS JOINS TWIN PEAKS SEASON 3”

KANYE WEST TO COMPOSE TWIN PEAKS SCORE

NEW YORK – Eccentric rapper Kanye West has revealed he is to write and compose the soundtrack for the new series of Twin Peaks. “Lynch called me up and said, ‘Kanye, this is gonna be the biggest series of all time and I need the greatest rapper of all time,” said a humble West. I … Continue reading “KANYE WEST TO COMPOSE TWIN PEAKS SCORE”

TWIN PEAKS NEW GENERATION ‘WILL APPEAL TO YOUTH’

HOLLYWOOD – Mark Frost and David Lynch’s cult TV show Twin Peaks is to return to television courtesy of Showtime and a re-imagining which will continue the story through the new younger generation. David Lynch and co-creator Frost had already taken to Twitter to hint at a renewal of the show which ran for thirty … Continue reading “TWIN PEAKS NEW GENERATION ‘WILL APPEAL TO YOUTH’”

DAVID LYNCH CHUCKIE EGG MOVIE GREENLIT

Breaking News – Hot on the tails of the Super Mario Bros movie announcement, it has been confirmed that a David Lynch Chuckie Egg movie is in development. The David Lynch Chuckie Egg movie will be based on the smash hit 80s computer game of the same name. The Exec caught up with Lynch to … Continue reading “DAVID LYNCH CHUCKIE EGG MOVIE GREENLIT”

DAVID LYNCH TO FILM WILD AT HEART TV SERIES FOR NETFLIX

HOLLYWOOD – David Lynch agrees to film TV series of Wild at Heart. Following the success of Twin Peaks: the Return, David Lynch is once more looking to the small screen for a spin off of his 1990 hit Wild at Heart. The original movie starred Nicolas Cage and Laura Dern as lovers Sailor and … Continue reading “DAVID LYNCH TO FILM WILD AT HEART TV SERIES FOR NETFLIX”

DAVID LYNCH PREPS THE HARKONNENS

HOLLYWOOD – David Lynch is to return to TV once more but this time with a reality show spin off from his hit science fiction movie Dune. The Harkonnens will follow the family of House Harkonnen as they readjust to be kicked of the planet Arrakis and have to readjust to life in an ordinary … Continue reading “DAVID LYNCH PREPS THE HARKONNENS”