STAR WARS: DEATH STAR JANITORS REALITY SHOW ON DISNEY+

BREAKING NEWS: Following up on the runaway success of the Obi Wan-Kenobi series, Disney+ have announced Star Wars: Death  Star Janitors will premiere on the streaming service this November. The reality show will follow a team of hopeful cleaners competing to earn a much coveted job on the genocidal space station. The Exec caught up … Continue reading “STAR WARS: DEATH STAR JANITORS REALITY SHOW ON DISNEY+”

STAR WARS FANDOM IS NOT RACIST

HOLLYWOOD – Following shocking reports of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s Moses Ingram being bombarded with racist abuse, fans of the franchise insisted Star Wars fandom is not racist. We spoke to a source within the Star Wars fandom community, who for some reason, wanted to remain anonymous. Can You Explain Why Star Wars Fandom Isn’t Racist? Because … Continue reading “STAR WARS FANDOM IS NOT RACIST”

MORE STAR WARS CONTENT THAN GRAINS OF SAND

BREAKING NEWS – A new study from MIT has been published that confirms there is more Star Wars content available than there are grains of sand on the planet. With the release of the final episode of The Book Of Boba Fett, there is now more Star Wars content than anyone who is gainfully employed, … Continue reading “MORE STAR WARS CONTENT THAN GRAINS OF SAND”

RIAN JOHNSON SAYS STAR WARS CAN ‘SUCK MY COCK’

HOLLYWOOD – Rian Johnson tells Star Wars to suck his big fat cock.  In an exclusive interview with The Exec Rian Johnson says Star Wars can suck it. With the announcement of his $450m deal with Netflix, The Last Jedi director, Rian Johnson says Star Wars can suck it. Thank you for coming in to … Continue reading “RIAN JOHNSON SAYS STAR WARS CAN ‘SUCK MY COCK’”

STAR WARS IS CHILDISH SHIT

HOLLYWOOD – George Lucas’ 1977 space opera Star Wars is to cinema what Weetabix is to cuisine. Star Wars! May the Fourth be with you! Get it? because it sounds a little bit like Force. May the Force be with you. May the 4th be with you. See? No? Screw you. In the Studio Exec … Continue reading “STAR WARS IS CHILDISH SHIT”

FANS TO REMAKE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL

HOLLYWOOD – A fan campaign launched today to raise money to finance a remake of the Star Wars Holiday Special. The Star Wars Holiday Special is going to be remade if a group of fans on the internet have their way. The 1978 TV movie was a science fiction musical extravaganza made before George Lucas … Continue reading “FANS TO REMAKE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL”

SOLO A STAR WARS STORY – REVIEW

SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY: REVIEW – The new Star Wars movie hits theatres. The new Star Wars movie – Solo: A Star Wars Story – is in theaters, starring Emilia Clarke, Alden Ehrenreich, Woody Harrelson and Danny Glover and we ask: is it any good? Nope.   For more Reviews, Click Here.

JJ ABRAMS REVEALS STAR WARS EPISODE 9 WILL HAVE ALTERNATE TIME LINE

HOLLYWOOD – JJ Abrams today revealed that the next episode of Star Wars – Episode 9 – will tak eplace in an alternate timeline. Following the success of The Force Awakens, JJ Abrams returns to direct episode 9 of Star Wars. Today Abrams dropped round to the Studio Exec bungalow to talk about his ideas … Continue reading “JJ ABRAMS REVEALS STAR WARS EPISODE 9 WILL HAVE ALTERNATE TIME LINE”

STAR WARS EPISODE 9: THE LAST JEDI – SPOILER REVIEW

HOLLYWOOD – Star Wars Episode 8 The Last Jedi hits screens worldwide this week. Rian Johnson’s Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi arrives in cinemas but does it blow up the Death Star or just explode on the surface. Here are FIVE takeaways, but be warned these are SPOILERS. 1 The first hour is … Continue reading “STAR WARS EPISODE 9: THE LAST JEDI – SPOILER REVIEW”

LAST JEDI WILL BE THE LAST STAR WARS MOVIE

HOLLYWOOD – Disney announced today that Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi will be the last Star Wars movie. The Last Jedi is to close the Star Wars saga, it was revealed today. All the other proposed Star Wars movies have been canceled. Kathleen Kennedy, the producer in charge of the franchise, spoke EXCLUSIVELY … Continue reading “LAST JEDI WILL BE THE LAST STAR WARS MOVIE”

J.J. ABRAMS ANNOUNCES TITLE OF STAR WARS IX

HOLLYWOOD –  J.J. Abrams takes over Star Wars Episode IX and announces the title. Taking over from Colin Trevorrow, J.J. Abrams will direct Star Wars Episode IX. He also announced that the title will be: The Return of the Empire Striking Back Jedi. He also revealed some of the story: Luke Skywalker Rey initiates a plan … Continue reading “J.J. ABRAMS ANNOUNCES TITLE OF STAR WARS IX”

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS PLAYS THE DEATH STAR IN STAR WARS 9

LONDON – J.J. Abrams has confirmed that Daniel Day-Lewis will play The Death Star in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker “He was the first and only man on my list,” said Abrams:

SPIN OFF STAR WARS: PORKINS BEGINS GETS STAR

HOLLYWOOD – Stand alone Star Wars movie Star Wars: Porkins Begins today confirmed Kevin James would star as Red 6 and the first synopsis was revealed. Due for release after The Force Awakens and Rogue One, Star Wars: Porkins Begins will star Kevin James as Jek Tono Porkins, the man who said he could hold … Continue reading “SPIN OFF STAR WARS: PORKINS BEGINS GETS STAR”

THE LAST JEDI: STAR WARS 8 GETS TITLE AND POSTER

HOLLYWOOD – Star Wars Episode 8 has a title and poster: The Last Jedi. Disney and Lucas Film revealed the title for the new Star Wars film: The Last Jedi. Rian Johnson directs and Mark Hamill stars as Luke Skywalker. He’ll join the young generation of new heroes played by Daisy Ridley and John Boyega. The studio … Continue reading “THE LAST JEDI: STAR WARS 8 GETS TITLE AND POSTER”