STEVEN SPIELBERG CRITICIZED FOR TROPHY HUNTING IMAGES

HOLLYWOOD – Trophy hunting images spark outrage against Steven Spielberg. Pictures apparently showing Steven Spielberg posing with a trophy kill has caused consternation and fury across social media. One twitterbook personality something Paul told the Studio Exec: I think it’s completely crazy. I for one love Always and 1941, but this will not stand. How … Continue reading “STEVEN SPIELBERG CRITICIZED FOR TROPHY HUNTING IMAGES”

STEVEN SPIELBERG TO MAKE HOOK PREQUEL

HOLLYWOOD – Movie industrialist, Steven Spielberg has announced he is making a prequel to Hook. Spielberg will be making the Hook prequel right after shooting the fifth Indiana Jones film. The Studio Exec sat down to talk with the director. Steven, can you tell us about your next project? I’ve been looking at the numbers for … Continue reading “STEVEN SPIELBERG TO MAKE HOOK PREQUEL”

STEVEN SPIELBERG LOSES NETFLIX PASSWORD

HOLLYWOOD – The real reason for the Steven Spielberg Netflix feud has come to light. Last week Steven Spielberg lost his Netflix password. A close friend of the Talking Mountain, as he prefers to be known, told the Studio Exec: He was wanting to watch the Marie Kendo thing about tidying up that everyone was … Continue reading “STEVEN SPIELBERG LOSES NETFLIX PASSWORD”

STEVEN SPIELBERG TO FILM HAMILTON

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg will film the movie version of the hit Broadway musical Hamilton. According to sources close to Steven Spielberg, the Jurassic Park director is set to film hit Broadway movie Hamilton. The source told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY: Steven got the idea after the cast spoke up when Mike Pence visited the … Continue reading “STEVEN SPIELBERG TO FILM HAMILTON”

STEVEN F*CKING SPIELBERG IS ACTUALLY GOING TO F*CKING MAKE INDIANA JONES 5

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg is going to make Indiana Jones 5. Donald Trump is President of the United States. Britain is Brexiting. The ice caps are making. And Steven Spielberg is actually making Indiana f*cking Jones 5. The news was welcomed by accountants the world over and some tape worms were felt to writhe in … Continue reading “STEVEN F*CKING SPIELBERG IS ACTUALLY GOING TO F*CKING MAKE INDIANA JONES 5”

ELIZABETH BANKS SAYS STEVEN SPIELBERG HAS A STUPID CHIN

HOLLYWOOD – Today actress Elizabeth Banks accused Steven Spielberg of having a stupid chin. Elizabeth Banks got in some trouble the other day when she claimed that Steven Spielberg had not made diverse enough movies. Specifically she referred to the fact that none of his movies featured female leads. Her pro-diversity stance was somewhat compromised … Continue reading “ELIZABETH BANKS SAYS STEVEN SPIELBERG HAS A STUPID CHIN”

STEVEN SPIELBERG USES AIR QUOTES WHEN TALKING ABOUT INDIANA JONES 5

HOLLYWOOD – Steven Spielberg uses air quotes whenever talking about Indiana Jones 5, it was revealed today. Jaws and Lincoln director Steven Spielberg always uses air quotes whenever discussing Indiana Jones 5. The revelation came from Spielberg’s close friend Dan Aykroyd. It’s the weirdest thing. Whenever he talks about the next Indiana Jones film, he … Continue reading “STEVEN SPIELBERG USES AIR QUOTES WHEN TALKING ABOUT INDIANA JONES 5”

TOM HANKS TO PLAY STEVEN SPIELBERG

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Hanks is to play Steven Spielberg in a new biopic of Hollywood’s most successful director. Written and directed by George Lucas, Spielberg will show the growth of the director as an epic tale of a small town kid come good. The official synopsis reads: Da Vinci Code star Tom Hanks is to play … Continue reading “TOM HANKS TO PLAY STEVEN SPIELBERG”

TOP SPIELBERG FILMS BILLY ZANE-D BY JAMES CAMERON

HOLLYWOOD – It’s the new trend that is taking over Hollywood and all of Steven Spielberg’s films have now been Billy Zane-d. To Zane a movie is to digitally insert Billy Zane into a film in order to ‘heighten dramatic tension.’ The first Zaned movie was Titanic. What many people don’t know about James Cameron’s … Continue reading “TOP SPIELBERG FILMS BILLY ZANE-D BY JAMES CAMERON”

IS SPIELBERG SECRETLY FILMING JAWS 19?

HOLLYWOOD – Rumours are swirling on social media that Steven Spielberg is currently filming Jaws 19: Jaws in Space. An anonymous source at London’s Pinewood Studios called our office and gave us an exclusive insight into this mysterious movie. Below is an edited transcript of that conversation. Can you tell us who you are? Er, … Continue reading “IS SPIELBERG SECRETLY FILMING JAWS 19?”

5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT STEVEN SPIELBERG

HOLLYWOOD – Everybody knows who Steven Spielberg is, but do we really know WHO Steven Spielberg is? The answer is of course ‘Yes, he’s Steven Spielberg’ and here are five more FACTS that the Studio Exec FACT squad have attained: 1.      If you talk about a television program while Steven Spielberg is in the room he … Continue reading “5 FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT STEVEN SPIELBERG”

STEVEN SPIELBERG: ALL MY MOVIES HAPPENED TO ME

MALIBU -In an EXCLUSIVE column, Steven Spielberg – director of Always and The Terminal – gives a unique insight into the workings of his brain pan and his film-making. Hi, I’m Steven Spielberg and I make tight MovieFilms. You might have seen them on tapes and cinemas. What you don’t know is that all my … Continue reading “STEVEN SPIELBERG: ALL MY MOVIES HAPPENED TO ME”

SAMUEL L. JACKSON TO STAR IN SPIELBERG’S ‘UNCLE BEN’

HOLLYWOOD – With no movie slated for release for the foreseeable future, Steven Spielberg has turned his attention back to his long term passion project Uncle Ben, based on the popular parboiled rice product.

STEVEN SPIELBERG’S SNAKE BITE ADVICE

 HOLLYWOOD – ‘Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?’ says Indy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. And why indeed!? But sometimes, it is snakes and having some basic medical advice can be the difference between life and amputation or in extreme cases death. Hi, I’m Steven Spielberg, director of Always, The Color Purple and Munich, although … Continue reading “STEVEN SPIELBERG’S SNAKE BITE ADVICE”