OSCARS INTRODUCE BOOTCAMP WEEK

BREAKING NEWS: The Oscars introduce Bootcamp Week, which will require all nominees to spend a week performing tasks and songs in order to gain ‘Oscar Credits’. These credits will go towards the final vote count to decide who picks up the coveted awards. So, as the Oscars introduce Bootcamp Week, we asked The Academy’s spokesman, … Continue reading “OSCARS INTRODUCE BOOTCAMP WEEK”

NAKED OSCARS WILL BE HOSTED BY LOUIS CK

HOLLYWOOD – In a drastic change this year, the Academy announced the naked Oscars will be hosted by Louis CK. The glamorous awards ceremony will be known as the Naked Oscars and will be hosted by Louis CK in an effort to boost ratings. Look At The Globes On That In light of the calamitous … Continue reading “NAKED OSCARS WILL BE HOSTED BY LOUIS CK”

WILL 2020 OSCARS END KEVIN JAMES’ OSCAR DROUGHT?

HOLLYWOOD – Time has come to decide once and for all who will win the 2020 Oscars. The 92nd Academy Awards – also known as the Oscars – are almost upon us and the time has arrived when we should start to ask the question: will 2020 finally be Kevin James’ year? Although the man … Continue reading “WILL 2020 OSCARS END KEVIN JAMES’ OSCAR DROUGHT?”

HUMAN CENTIPEDE TO HOST OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – The Human Centipede will host the Academy Awards ceremony – also known as the Oscars. Following Kevin Hart’s decision to drop out of the Oscars, speculation exploded as to who the new host would be with more than a million people killed in the ensuing excitement. However, now the emergency hospitals can breathe … Continue reading “HUMAN CENTIPEDE TO HOST OSCARS”

LOUIS CK TO HOST THE OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – Controversial comedian Louis CK replaces Kevin Hart as Oscars host. The Academy Awards have chosen Louis CK to host the 91st edition of the Oscars this February. The decision came as a shock, as many were still reeling from a stand up set he had done which leaked online. The set had jokes … Continue reading “LOUIS CK TO HOST THE OSCARS”

COUNTDOWN TO OSCARS 2019 BEGINS

HOLLYWOOD – The countdown to the 91st Academy Awards (also known popularly as the Oscars) begins. Sunday sees Jimmy Kimmel host the 90th Academy Awards but here at the Studio Exec we’re already looking forward to the next edition. We spoke with resident Oscar expert Oscar Isaac: The 91st edition of the Academy Awards look … Continue reading “COUNTDOWN TO OSCARS 2019 BEGINS”

OSCARS PLAN BEST PICTURES SNAFU

HOLLYWOOD – The Oscars will feature another SNAFU on the Best Picture Oscar this year. The nominations for the 90th edition of the Academy Awards are out. And already excitement is beginning to build, with many already laying odds on who the winner might be. But one thing is certain, whoever wins the Best Picture is … Continue reading “OSCARS PLAN BEST PICTURES SNAFU”

SEAN SPICER TO HOST THE OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – Donald Trump’s former press secretary Sean Spicer will host the 90th edition of the Motion Picture Academy Awards in 2018. Sean Spicer’s journey from despised turd to semi-ironic despised turd continues. Following his appearance on the Emmys, the Melissa McCarthy lookalike is set to host the 90th Oscars ceremony on March 8, 2018. … Continue reading “SEAN SPICER TO HOST THE OSCARS”

APPARENTLY, THE OSCARS ARE HAPPENING AGAIN …

HOLLYWOOD – The Academy published the Oscar nominations earlier this week. We give our reaction. So apparently, the Oscars are on again this year. It’s almost as if it’s every year now. We were going to do a full list of nominations but my cut and paste finger is sore. So you can go here … Continue reading “APPARENTLY, THE OSCARS ARE HAPPENING AGAIN …”

JACKIE CHAN TURNS UP TO THE OSCARS WAY TOO EARLY

HOLLYWOOD – Last night Jackie Chan turned up to the Oscars way too early. Hong Kong action star Jackie Chan attended an Oscar ceremony three months before they were due to begin. Having awarded himself a life-time achievement award, the Drunken Master himself spoke EXCLUSIVELY to the Studio Exec: The fact of the matter is … Continue reading “JACKIE CHAN TURNS UP TO THE OSCARS WAY TOO EARLY”

OSCARS 2016: WHO SHOULD WIN; WHO WILL WIN

HOLLYWOOD – The Oscars are almost Oscaring in the Oscars Hotel in Oscarsland, Hollywood. But who should win the Oscars 2016 – alternatively known as the Academy Awards of OSCARS – ? Here the Studio Exec tells you his predictions for who should win and tells you who will win. Best Picture Who Should Win: Mad … Continue reading “OSCARS 2016: WHO SHOULD WIN; WHO WILL WIN”

KANYE WEST TO HOST OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – Kanye West is to take over from Chris Rock and host the 88th Academy Awards, AKA The Oscars on the 28th of February. Kanye West announced that he would be replacing Chris Rock as the Oscars host last night. He told the Studio Exec EXCLUSIVELY that his decision to step in came as … Continue reading “KANYE WEST TO HOST OSCARS”

CHARLOTTE RAMPLING AND MICHAEL CAINE STEAL OSCARS FROM BLACK PEOPLE

HOLLYWOOD – The controversy concerning Oscars and diversity continues as Michael Caine and Charlotte Rampling allegedly broke into several houses last night and stole the Oscars won by black actors and directors. Charlotte Rampling and Michael Caine last night have broken into the houses of several famous black actors and Hollywood players – including Denzel … Continue reading “CHARLOTTE RAMPLING AND MICHAEL CAINE STEAL OSCARS FROM BLACK PEOPLE”

HATEFUL EIGHT DISQUALIFIED FROM OSCARS

HOLLYWOOD – In a shock move the Quentin Tarantino movie The Hateful Eight has had its Oscar nominations revoked and the film has been disqualified from the Oscars completely. The Hateful Eight was nominated for Best Supporting Actress Jennifer Jason Leigh, cinematography and score for Ennio Morricone. However, all these nominations have been rescinded. An Academy … Continue reading “HATEFUL EIGHT DISQUALIFIED FROM OSCARS”